You know you've lived in KSA when...

You think SR500 is a good price.

You enjoy channel 2.

Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the housekeeper.

You think black is appropriate daytime wear.

You wear a jacket inside and take it off when you go out.

You think that the further you inch into an intersection the faster the light will turn green.

You send your friends a map instead of your address.

You begin admiring other women's "Designer" abayas.

You've heard of or tried "hubbly bubbly".

You know someone is referring to Pepsi when they say "BEBSI".

You have ever had to wait for prayer call to be over to finish shopping.

You think anyone with a cane and a long beard is out to get you.

You think a red light means "step on it."

Your school closes early because of sandstorms.

You are not surprised to see an 8 year old driving the car next to you.

You think cars only come in white."

You refer to your dad's friend as uncle.

You have at least thirty cousins.

You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.

You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.

One person in the family always screws up big time.

There was no such thing as a non-smoking section. People stand and smoke beside the no-smoking sign.

You know that 3 people can fit on a motorcycle, 8 people can fit in a 5-seat car, and 20 people can fit in a 12-person minibus.

You've seen a sword dance. At a wedding.

You know that bedowins can make random, completely unsynched clapping into something that actually sounds like music. Especially if they are waving a sword around.

You rode ATVs, dirt bikes, and jet ski's... when you were 8 years old.

You root for Saudi Arabia every World Cup... and when they are eliminated, you root for Brazil.

You've travelled to the same place every summer for as long as you can remember.